Anonymous Bureaucrats            James Bauhaus

Civ. Rights Div, Dept of Justice                                                    Box 220-88367

Washington, DC 20530                                                                Hominy, OK 74035

Dear Sir or Ms,   '

Remember me? I'm one of the many captives who wrote you for five years (1999-2003), trying to get you to give us some civil rights. The Oklahoma State Penitentiary, McAlester, OK guards were deliberately screwing us on our showers. I P, explained to you in detail how we were given the choices of shower torture (freezing cold or scalding hot) or living in filth without showers.

Remember what you replied? You sent us unsigned form letters telling us we had to show a "pattern of abuse". Well, we did that, for five years. None of you came down here to investigate, but you did call down here to the prison bureaucrats to investigate me and tell them that I was a `troublemaker' who needs extra harassment...

Thanks a billion for that, you sorry excuses for Human Beings. It was very exhilarating having your bureaucratic brethren here practice their tricks on me and invent new torture techniques just for me.

But guess what? You've heard of John Grisham? The best-selling author? Check out his new book, "The Innocent Man". In it he details the exact, same shower torture I described to you, except his witnessed were forced to suffer it eleven years before I found out about it. That means that you are, very publicly, an extremely worthless, and in fact harmful, bunch of bureaucrats who have nothing to do with Civil Rights except to suck up huge paychecks, perks and pensions to simply watch your State governments take them away. 

I still have those letters I sent, and your anonymous form letter "responses". I'm posting them on the net, and, hopefully, with Mr. Grisham's help, somebody will dig you up and slap your wrists!

Anything is possible; maybe even getting the guards' shower torture spree ended after a couple of decades of complaints. I sure hope it is you who gets slapped!  

Sincerely,

JamesBauhaus