ANTI-TERROR TERRORISTS STRIKE AGAIN!

Last week CNN news breathlessly reported that poisonous nerve gas canisters had been found in a United Nations weapons inspector's office! This agency had been defunded and its employees told to vacate the premises. Employees were cleaning out the suite, and, a week earlier, had found the odd batch of unknown liquid. their speculations and gossip among themselves grew, over time, to a fever pitch. Finally a nervous listener called the cops, who seem to have immediately panicked. They ran in, forced all the witnesses in and near the building to leave, for "safety", while they took over the office. The New York cops called two other varieties of cops who specialize in identifying and removing hazardous (NY hazmat cops) and biological (federal Center for Disease Control cops) toxins, then settled in to nervously await their arrival with plenty of coffee and doughnuts.

While sitting on their big, dead asses, none of the NYC cops thought to photograph the terrifying package and show it on TV where someone could have identified it for them. No. Instead, they "investigated" and somehow, some anonymous someone from nowhere emerged with a full-blown story about how these chemicals are indeed nerve gas, called "phosgene", and were personally manufactured by Saddam's henchmen in Iraq ten years ago and brought to sit in the U.N. weapons inspector's storage closet since 1997!

Now, anyone who keeps up even slightly with the antics of our silly, pompous politicians will immediately notice the glaring flaw in this confection of TV news-viewer candy. the flaw is that nerve gas from Saddam Hussein is the dreaded "Weapons o' Mass Destruction" that Bush II never found to justify his attack on Iraq. If the stuff was really nerve gas, Sonny Bush would have been dancing with it in the streets to justify his Iraq attack. Since he didn't, it isn't.

Also, technologically savvy persons notice that phosgene is an old weapon (vintage WWI) that was not particularly strong or effective. It has long been replaced by "real" nerve gases based on organo-phospates. Even certain unregulated and commonly available insecticides are more deadly than phosgene.

Further, traces of phosgene can be detected whenever a common dry cleaning chemical, carbon tetrachloride, is hit by strong light, which slowly converts it into phosgene.

So! Guess what two weeks of frantic investigations by many terrified cop agencies turned up? You guessed it! Not phosgene! No Saddam! No WMD! No Iraq connection! No ten years rotting in a closet. only carbon tet dry cleaning chemical!

The cop/media whores who concocted this detailed web of lies need to be found and horse-whipped through the streets of New York, then their faces displayed on TV next to the three stooges and the boy who cried "WOLF".