Apologies

My first apology goes to the guard who went so far out of her way to tell me to button up my shirt. I apologize for this even though the shirt they provided me was so old and raggedy that I had to buy a sewing kit from them and repair the buttonholes myself. They got over ten years of service out of that shirt, most of it before they pushed it off, on me.

Now they have me trapped in a profit-sucking merchant-prison. These professional cost cutters have developed an even more miserly approach toward their targets that go far beyond neglect. Exploitation is king at GeoCorp. Their victims don't get sewing kits or buttons or zippers. They provide canvas pajamas. We get a pullover with one pocket big enough only to hold our photo ID badge with our prison bar code. Now no cops ever need to worry about what is in our pocket or hands, saving cops from their nightmare scenarios is job one here. Fear of payback haunts them daily.

These canvas pajamas will not be replaced for four years, even though the elastic wears out after less than two. The merchants convincingly "forgot" to provide a whiz hole, and this lack causes the elastic to wear out even faster. The design flaw increases sales, because even the poorest victim gets tired of being forced to hold these clothes up with one hand while trying to accomplish the merchant's profits with the other. They get even more profits when we finally relent and buy more substandard, overpriced clothing from them.

Don't tear up a sheet and tie it around your waist like a belt. This only enrages them and sets off their jealousy reflex. They see it; they stop everything and rob you of this dangerous "contraband". Don't try to tie up your buttons with a "little Abner Abner" suspender. Such audacity may cause the cops' heads to explode with rage.

For this outrageous transgression, I sincerely apologize. Another thing T most abjectly regret is having the gall to bring my fan to this "air conditioned" prison. The A! C is turned off, and, to move too quickly is to sweat buckets as if you were living in an unventilated attic, t hope, that my transgression in this regard is mitigated by the guard's theft of my fan subsequent sale of it and hundreds of other captives' property so that these overworked, underpaid guards can enjoy a larger slush fund for their numerous parties. BBQ'S, events, and holidays.

For this I deeply and sorrowfully apologize. Another of my apologies goes out for the prison administrators who are only charging us 300 to 6800 percent markups on canteen items. (A 15 cent soup for 50 cents: 333% markup. 33 cents for less than half a grain of pepper is a 68001 markup. This is the same as an ordinary citizen being forced to bay a 100-dollar television for $680,000.) I deeply and sincerely apologize for this and the Sherman Anti-Trust Act that prohibits monopolies, and the Clayton Act, which forbids price gouging, and the U.S. Constitution, which purports to provide due process and equal protection of the law, even for captives branded "criminal" by the state. I am so extremely sorry that we and our families are such poor targets for financial exploitation.

Please let me extend my most sincere apologies outside prison, too, to all those poor, incompetent and negligent cops, parole officers, social workers and sex crime surveillance teams who let that Cleveland sex maniac out without treatment so he could murder countless women and leave their corpses haphazardly strewn about his home for years until the stench of rotting flesh finally gave them away. Let all of us who are already captured and caged pay for his crimes through your determination to increase our sentences and suffering, despite the fact that none of us had anything to do with his skulking deviancy.

Let us all apologize for our imbecilic politicians and bureaucrats who let daily hordes of foreign-born enigmas bring their primitive, often exploitive, cultures and religions over here become "Americans" by merely passing a simplistic "test" on, mostly, how to feign loyalty to a colorful banner. Let my apology for this be even more heartfelt when one of these persons is trained to be a massmurderer by and for the U.S. politicians merely because they needed a translator/spy for their Arab,* wars. Let me especially extend my apologies to the anonymous government employees whose brilliant idea to set this man to killing his fellow Arabs in Asscrackistan caused him to instead, begin murdering the killers too was training him. y

My biggest and most sincere apology, however, goes out to president Obama, who, it seems, has somehow been too busy posturing about domestic health re-shuffle to check on and quash the hundreds of secret Bush-Cheney programs that are still running on automatic pilot in the sadist-filled satrapies loosely connected to the CIA, NSA, MI, FBI, etc.. Particularly, [ want to apologize for our foreign government buying operations, the most successful of which recently got our war-profiteers control of Colombia. The billions we never voted on that were marked as anti-drug "aid" bought us enough of Colombia's politicians for our politicians to serve as our secret cat's paw to provoke an attack on Colombia by Venezuela. This elementary tactic of using secret attacks to provoke fullscale counter attacks is a common politician-ploy that has marked for ruthless elites as various as Demosthenes (Athens's excuse for attacking Sicily), Machiavelli and Vlad the Impaler (Both against neighboring Turks), Saladin (Jerusalem), Hitler and Stalin (Poland), Wilson (The 1898 theft of many Spanish islands for U.S. Naval bases),

Truman and Eisenhower (stealing fruit, rubber and sugar plantations in Cube. Guatemala, etc.), Reagan (Nicaragua, Grenada, El Salvador, Chile), and Thatcher (Falklands War), to name only a few. Now Hugo Chavez is about to fall into the trap set by Cheney, giving U.S.-run Colombia the perfect excuse to use our weapons and their peasants to patriotically stomp the hell out of Venezuela and annex all of their oil deposits, as has been planned since ReaganBush.

For THIS travesty I apologize the MOST.

I completely forgot about the worst crimes I should be apologizing for! Being isolated from the whole of humanity in these two-man cages, it's easy to forget about the outside world!

My first apology goes out to the people still suffering from last year's worldwide robbery by the super rich against humanity as a whole. This is a direct result of our incompetence at preventing arrogant plutocrats from running completely amok to join forces with our greedy merchant classes in exploiting every honest laborer of our working class. We of the producing class are permanently injured by these crimes against humanity and will be paying for them for generations to come. Half of us lost our jobs, the rest of us are working twice as hard. The politicians are printing more money and giving it to the rich so swiftly that the value of our money, particularly savings, plummets to historic new lows. Trying to hang onto the value of their thefts, the financial robbers and corporate kingpins (and political sellouts) are buying gold and other commodities as if the world was afire, which it is, in a sense.

Stealing the world blind, deaf and dumb, heinous as this is, it is miniscule compared to the criminality that the elite practice in training hordes of mass murderers to rape, loot and destroy, entire countries at whim. I sincerely apologize for each and every one of our politician's thugs who daily bash in doors of helpless, primitive, defenseless people, then gas them, torture them and slaughter them for trying to live their tiny, simple lives beneath the crushing jackboots of our invading hordes. Like the vandals who ransacked Rome, our undercover fascists pay others to abduct human targets, which we then torture for many years. When a less-repressive regime ousted the Bus/Cheney cabal, and feigned to have "public" trials, the lords of the lawlessness jump up to loudly wine, "Not public trials were our victims might get to speak! Secret military vials only!"

These patriotic sadists need not worry that the details of their hideous deeds might escape their sinister dungeons to assault gullible public ears. Obama's judges will keep their targets properly gagged. Our state-steered media will self-censor themselves so efficiently that only the politicians and 9-11 victims will be heard, no matter how loudly the counter attackers shriek through their gags. You see our news-squawkers softening up citizens' heads in preparation for this. Notice the CNN programs about the 13 U.S. soldiers who quietly conspired together to murder several Imqis and toss their somehow never-found bodies into a garbage ditch. In this topsy-turvy TV-world of patriotic reporters interviewing patriotic soldiers, murder suddenly becomes virtue! Details go south as a band of highly trained psychopaths justify their mass-murders with excuses too raw for any ordinary criminal to ever use! "Oh, we hid our crimes for a year, not because we are a conspiracy of mass-murderers ashamed of our deeds and afraid of getting caught. No! We concealed our crimes against humanity because the simpletons of the public can not understand our patriotism and that military laws are simply too restrictive for us to obey! Change the law to fit our special needs!"

Beneath the blather of everyone who was carefully selected to sell these atrocities to the public is the simple question that escapes notice by we who are so expertly distracted from important details: Why were all the corpses missing? Were they too bashed, beaten, cut, stabbed, choked, tortured and shot for the public to ever understand the patriotism it took to smash their testicles, then feed them to the soldier's targets? What about all the other secret, nighttime visits our soldiers made to this, their favorite, secluded spot for interrogating multiple loads of captives? Where are their rotting corpses? I am a captive, and I know exactly how low-level authority is allowed to operate. They do not have to worry about their victims' kin speaking up. Even if they were lucky enough to find the bloated carcasses of their loved ones before they became unidentifiable, eaten or washed out to sea, they will cower quietly in their hovels rather than risk the same fate by crying "Justice!" Nope! Only the winners get to talk, and they mainly talk about the necessity of keeping those defendants in the show-trials from influencing our unsophisticated citizens with their insidious propaganda!

For this subtle twisting of reality, I abjectly apologize!

My last apology is for the fact that these kill-crazy soldiers will soon become sneaky, vicious, psychopathic cops right here in your city. They get preferentially hired for government jobs due to their extreme patriotism. It is a sad fact that, after every war, this reintegration of government created psychopathic killers inevitably leads to decades-long spikes in suicides, spouse-murder, serialmurders-by-cops, jail-murders disguised as suicides, street executions by cop, inexplicable deaths for no reason of hog-tied captives locked in the backs of cop cars and numbers of skeletal remains discovered in secluded places just outside patrol jurisdictions (San Diego got caught at this just after the Vietnam "War" and had its prosecutors create the lie of "positional asphyxiation" in order to dodge liability for this nationwide epidemic of murder-by police(military)-chokehold. See: "Cop culture and training" for details, on www.jamesbauhaus.org)

Yes, the poisons exported by successful military regimes eventually return as a plague on the very citizens who were irresponsible enough to let it happen on their watch; not the elite who control the politicians or the politicians and their media lapdogs, but the people ground into poverty, and despair, and the ones who work for a living. We pay; the parasite classes get away to live off their money while they scheme up their next national and international heists together.

For this state of affairs, where mega-criminals are rewarded instead of decried merely because they've destroyed education and bought the media, I deeply and sorrowfully apologize.