Conservative? Guess Again!

Most of our politicians throw up a label and try to hide behind it as if it were a duck blind.  In a way, it is. They like to call themselves 'conservative' and have their media tools paint them with the notion that this label makes them frugal, traditional and thus trustworthy. Does the gullible public buy this? Evidently they do, despite the evidence of their eyes.

Do any conservative politicians live in conservative housing? Aren't their homes on the richest side of the city? Most conservative politicians have several homes and offices. Their homes look like palaces; their offices are high up in glass skyscrapers. Their vehicles are only the best, most luxurious examples of human engineering. they have their own air force. There is nothing conservative about their globetrotting ways that look like permanent vacations. Their hours are conservative, but not their pay; they work 90 days per year and make $160,000 to start out. They enjoy the best, most privileged health care. They jealously guard their gold standard of health care from others by haughtily throwing up their noses and pronouncing our attempts to get the same level of care 'socialized medicine'. Socialized medicine is health care where the rich and privileged can't cut in front of everyone in line. These fine conservative politicians cry "Rationing:" to scare everyone else away from a system that will lead to fairness for all. What is fair to all is unfair to those privileged characters who are better than us. A fair system would ration excessive health care away from the rich and privileged to give basic care to everyone. Last month we caught a glimpse of how "Rich and Privileged" health care works- July news reports revealed a New Jersey Kidney Cartel run by a cabal of Jews who bought low and sold high. Dirt poor sharecroppers in South America were connived into selling organs for five or ten thousand dollars to rich people who had blown out their organs with too-rich living. The end price was $160,000. This markup of 16 to 32 times cost makes organ-selling more profitable than pushing dope: (Dope selling only doubles profits.)

These 'conservative' politicians come from the ranks of the hereditary rich. Their dynasties gave them every benefit that comes of excesses of wealth. They bought their way into the finest schools. They paid people to do their work.     They purchased good grades. Harvard University even got caught selling thousands of 'Summa cum Laude' titles to students, as if it were no better than a fly by night diploma mill. With money, EVERYONE could graduate at the top of their class: (Happily, no teachers, administrators or students names were revealed in connection with this wholesale cheating and fraud of educative merit. Only the honest students suffered by this sudden blackening of their scholastic record through no fault of their own. Every cheater got away by hiding amongst the worthy.) 

So, what, exactly, is 'conservative' about conservative politicians? My research indicates that they most ardently want to conserve their places at the top of society. They want to preserve their positions of power, privilege and riches for themselves, their families and friends. They want to conserve the society that continues to benefit them above all others. They want to employ, at lowest wage, the Intelligencia for their knowledge, inventiveness and engineering skills. They want to get paid by the merchants for license to exploit the workers and producers of society. They want to use their ignorant, gullible tax herds for profit and as lackies to help them rob and pilfer from weaker nations. 

In short, their primary objective is to conserve the traditional ponzischeme pyramidal society that functions to pump the most and the best of everything up to their bloated, hedonistic heights for swift consumption. When I see fat, sassy politicians pontificating on TV about how great conservatism is and how obscene liberty-loving liberalism is, I can't help but remember the photograph that conservatives made of them stacking prisoners into naked pyramids flanked by laughing soldiers enjoying the best times of their lives.

I am sure that we can easily improve on this: (See:"Electronic Voting: the Ferrari of Citizen Empowerment".)