By J. Bauhaus

The Republican-merchant-elite just had a narrow escape! For four months we thought Obama was really going to give public trials to the captives scooped up or bought during the U.S. attacks on Afghanistan. Iraq, etc.

Among many agonizing secret pleas from the torture-culprits, the specter of war crimes/crimes against humanity investigations vanished in a puff of hot political air when Obama suddenly sold out like a K-mart sale on cheap perfume! Blanket immunity for everyone! Anonymity forever for the highly trained, secret CIA torture brigades! Human rights down the crapper, stomped down the sewer by the autocratic boot of the fascist military state. The Bush-made prison, hidden away and unreachable by humane laws in communist Cuba, will continue to be the place where our finest go to indulge their urges that grew from the pleasure they got from tearing the wings off flies, tossing cats from speeding vehicles, kicking dogs and bludgeoning farm animals. Bush dodged his victims' legally required trials for 7 years while pretending to seek justice with secret, bogus military "trials" that never came. Obama finally quit pretending and now has snatched up the Bush torch of anti-human rights and runs with it, also pretending to offer bogus, secret "trials" where accusers are never identified, evidence is never revealed, and even the mechanics of conviction are concealed.

At last, we don't have to worry about them escaping due to non-guilt. Thanks to our lapdog media, the captives are already convicted. This matches perfectly with them already having been sentenced to confinement until death, all without the faceless, remorseless state ever having to even reveal the identities of the people it is murdering! What a coup! The shadow-governments of inherited wealth and power are now racing to build and fill ever-more prisons with persons on their numerous Nixonian "enemies lists"! Prison corporations are racing to fulfill these abduction-desires by purchasing building sites in Guantanamo Bay, Saudi Arabia, Indonesia and Uganda! Congo and the Geo Prison Conglomerate are building the biggest mega-jail ever conceived. Bulldozers are scraping the jungle off 100 hectares to build a matrix of cages capable of holding 50,000 captives! The trees are being sold to Europe and Japan. The entire complex will be covered with soil and sown with soy, corn and sugarcane. Chicken, hog and cattle-ranching operations will be placed along the perimeter to eat the silage, and all the manure, even from the people-ranching operation, will be used to fertilize the crops. Soon as this pilot project proves profitable, another square kilometer of jungle will be logged, mulched, dug, built, backfilled, farmed and ranched. This steadily improving business model is already being exported.

For people who own corporations, life has never been sweeter and is rapidly becoming ever-more richer in opportunities to exploit your fellow man! Communist Chinese govecrats, so rich in enemies of the state, are extremely interested in Geo's captive-ranching-farming and exporting prototypes. Their market of 1.3 billion potential prisoner-slaves will burst open soon as Geo reduces its complex to a cheap, scientific, snap-together, prefabricated, pay-as-we-build, modular design.

Yes, it was pretty scary, waiting to see how close we would come to exposure before Obama sold out! But it turns out that none of us will go to prison, no one will pay any fines, most of our crimes will never come to light, the evidence of our crimes was easily destroyed with almost zero protest. Our world-wide robbery went off without any difficulty. The people we stole it from have already given up trying to get it back. Best of all, we are already back to work, storing up more wealth for us to steal! Life is good, and there is nothing better than living in the law-free class where every privilege is ours and every desire fulfilled by others! The Earth is getting safer for us every hour as we cunningly pit our enemies against each other or make them suddenly vanish into mass graves or to prison work-camps.

What was Obama's "cut"? Nothing but platitudes! Verbal non sequiturs! Mere scaremongering! "Our soldiers will suffer if you show our crimes and try to bring us to justice." We cannot believe he went for this utter nonsense! How can such a celebrated "constitutional lawyer" fail to realize the obvious fact that honest justice pacific victim? This is what justice is for! To end feuds! We can only guess that he cheated and slept his way through law school. By protecting us murderers and torturers, he proves to the citizens that our 'rule of law" is nothing more than a slick slogan barely concealing the government of cronyism beneath. We sure are glad that the vast majority of our citizens prefer cronyism to law. What a surprise to learn from Pew Institute research that most of our citizens approve of torture. and that the ones who most agree with torture are religionists! Our media lapdogs are much more effective than even we realized! And, how does our media blitz to sell the absolute balderdash that "these never convicted Gitmo "terrorists" will "radicalize" our ordinary captives, converting them into terrorists!"? It's going great! Everyone is buying this manure! No one seems to be able to add two and two and uncover the fact that terrorism costs money. Nobody can eat revenge. No one ever bought a car or house with bombs. You don't find a wife or raise a family with mass murder. Not a single voice outside of our prisons seems capable of realizing that the money that pays for terrorism all comes from governments! Our magic rhetoric and our dead-head "schools" make our gullible citizens completely incapable of realizing that "government" can also mean districts of farmers who are branded "rebels" for refusing to pay taxes to criminal elite.

Our 8 year reign of terror came to a temporary bog, but Obama pulled us out of the muck, and in only a few more years of devious planning and fiendish propaganda, we will be back in our positions of supreme power, setting the world on fire like no one of the Bush cabal ever dreamed! No more narrow escapes for us! We have won! Our Gucci's and Florsheim's will never be removed from your necks! We own you!