Pretending

By: James Bauhaus

I do a lot of pretending, and not just because I’m a captive. I'm pretending right now, trying to believe this nauseatingly arrogant story that the television news-pumpers are trying to feed me is actually true.

It all began with Sonny Bush's phony war on Iraq, in reply to the Saudi Arabian 911 plane hijackers, The buffoon had to hit somebody, and couldn't hit his Saudi oil cronies, so he chose Iraq. After seven years of mass murder, torture and sadism, his own soldier boys' stomachs turned, much as stomachs had turned in our Vietnam attack, causing our soldiers to flag their elite superiors. Our Pentagon poofters and their poltroons politicians thought they'd solved this "grow a conscience" problem by making their thug-army all volunteer, but even eager volunteer sadists can eventually convert to morality (This is what happened to our weary soldier boys in Iraq. Some of their patriotic and religious brainwashing began to wear off after throwing too many grenades, spewing too many bullets, splattering too many human guts on the walls and hearing too many shrieks of "kill me!" from their tortured victims. Some of them grew a conscience. and then began sneaking some of the truth out about their activities to news organizations. The news corporations snitched them off to me Pentagon They found that the truth could only be distributed over the net, where government had much more difficult time hunting them down, retaliating and discrediting people who spoke truth to power. Governments have their massive thumbs on their internet “off” switch. but have not yet felt bold enough to use it. The waves of people anxious to get the truth out grew so large that they had to create their own centralized net site to gather and organize the stupendous number of government crimes crying out for justice.

That website is "wikileaks", and it's been gnawing on highly protected government criminals for four years now. Recently a secret military police soldier's stomach turned, causing him to send wikileaks proof of thousands of the government's sickest crimes against humanity. (Maybe not the sickest: the CIA was let to destroy over 200 of its tapes taken of its most eager, highly trained psychopathic sadists gleefully torturing and murdering Arabs whom they'd kidnapped from the region.)

The government was told almost immediately and began damage control by kidnapping this true patriot into one of its deepest, most secret torture facilities for extensive, pain-filled intertogation/retaliation. Simultaneously, government sent out teams to provide "plausible deniability", and to hunt down everyone it could find connected to the escape of this data and its display on any computer.

This makes a busy day for the NSA and the National Reconnaissance Office. They have thousands of owned and rented mainframe computers stashed under the Pentagon, hidden beneath most of its largest military bases and other places worldwide, whose function is solely to snoop the airwaves. Part of that snooping is now to lock onto the address of anyone downloading this data from wikileaks so that they can be awarded their black checkmark in the government's "bad guy" registry. The world's most paranoid government is the largest purchaser of memory, and uses these disks to take variously and regularly timed "snapshots" of the World Wide Web for storage and later analysis. Only enciphered information is safe from their snooping, which is why enciphering against government snooping is not legal for ordinary citizens.

The last government teams to be dispatched were the sneakiest, most underhanded ones. They are called "discrediting" teams. but their function is very much wider than what this implies. They hunt down the cause of government's displeasure. In this case, it is the Australian founder of wikileaks, Julian Assange. Since he is trying to work with the Pentagon to help him conceal the names of the snitches, turncoats and traitors that they used to further their murderous attacks upon Arabs, these government teams have not yet obtained orders to simply murder him and make people think it was some kind of "accident" or "act of God". For now, they are acting trickier. Since sleazy governments worldwide specialize in maintaining phony "justice" systems that function to pacify citizens into letting government exploit our labor, ideas, etc. they rely on these lawyers' systems to do their dirty deeds and keep them concealed beneath gales of legal gibberish. To this end, one of the governments hit teams within our lawyers' bureaucracy concocted a plan; just a silly little plan that usually works beautifully when hatched with the aid of a sleazier, poorer government as coconspirator. They checked their book of scurvy lawyers in Sweden, a place where their target, Assuage. had barely escaped their hounds. All they needed was a lying witness or two, easily found within their own ranks of cops, lawyers end flagwaving lick-spittals, and a phone, The conversation may have gone a lot like this:

"Sweden ministry of justice, how may I help you?"

"I'm a hot shot federal prosecutor for America! I want to report a rape and child molestation in your little country by a visitor there. I'm faxing you his picture, government numbers and last known location. Stop all the planes, trains, buses, trucks and cars until you catch him Whatever it costs, double it and Uncle Sam will pay it and a nice bonus for speedy delivery of him to our newest rendition center. You got all that?" 

"I seem to be missing your name, sir'."

"I told you; a rape and child molest -"

"Your name sir, if you want service."

"Uh, well, I'm, uh, Alberto damned Gonzales, super Attorney General of all the fifty states of America, and if you don't---"

"Sir, do you even have a victim?"

"Why hell yeah I do! I got a little kid with a sore butt and a raw throat. The rape victim just cries and cries. Haven't you got any compassion-“

"I'll need more than just the word of someone using the name of a famous legal criminal and torture- phile:"

 "You mean paperwork?"

"With signatures of government officials. .."

 "You like all that aid we send you? I can yank the plug on that real quick!"

"Sir. Sweden gets no aid from America. Whatever weapons we need, we buy with our own Kroner or manufacture ourselves. American politicians have never been successful at unloading "aid" upon us with the stipulation that we use your taxpayers' money to buy your corporations' weapons systems."

"Damn! Is everyone in your country onto us? How about this: I just give you, personally a Swiss bank account for $1,000,000 and you just file the charges? We'll take care of the publicity and everything else"'

"We take our jobs seriously, Mr., er-"

"Make it TEN million!"

"-Gonzales, but, like you, our justice bureaucracy is full of worms that are very well protected by the civil service board. Such people are almost immune to termination despite woeful incompetence; negligence or even flaggrant corruption in some--"

"Can we speed this up?"

"The number of one o£ these worms is extension 344. He will no doubt-"

"Thinks a billion sucker!" Slam!

These two worms got together, and their mutual hermaphroditic squirming resulted in molestation and rape charges being reported by CNN early Saturday morning, 5-21-2010, against the publisher of wikileaks "Iraq papers". (Like Daniel Ellsberg’s similar "Pentagon papers".) These phony concoctions of secretive, lying lawyers lasted about ten hours before the journalists of the net managed to uncover enough of the farce to force thoroughly corporate ".journalists" to retract their accusations. They'll mostly run and hide from questions about who "double-checked" their story. (Nobody; they never check any cop's or government lawyer's story. They presume it's true and spew it, even when their source tells them "do not put my name on this!") If cornered, these news-pukers might try to sell the idea that they were duped. Almost never will any admit the truth, which is that they routinely sell out to slithery government officials and eagerly participate in their scummy scams against citizens, for which they are well paid.

So, this phony, concocted prosecution collapsed upon its own corruption the same day it issued out of the throat of a highly self-esteemed, yet anonymous government lawyer. Most such vicious cop-lawyer attacks succeed for decades, but, for this one, I can stop pretending to believe that the public is too ignorant to ever realize the precise depravity of some of the ones who we let rule us. I wish we could do a better job of policing these self-seeking curs, but I'm glad we did manage to flip the rock hiding these particular bacteria in record time. Salute!

Another thing that captives pretend a lot about is that the years or decades they waste in prison feeding politicians loads of your tax money and their slave labor is justified by the crime they were convicted of. In almost every case, this requires monumental amounts of hard-core pretending. Sounds crazy to your average square John citizen who thinks reality is what's force-fed to him through television, movies, radio and newspapers, but not the guy who suffers the government's slow-death camps. E.g. most captives are nothing but petty thieves, joy riders and dopies.

Recently government has given away to police millions of dollars to create 18,000+ "cyber-crimes" baiting operation, to entice the ignorant and gullible to police transmitted kiddy-pom, creating millions of so-called sex criminals for it and them to feast upon. Clicking a mouse, stealing a bicycle, taking grandma's Toyota for a spin or inhaling some solvent fumes are destructive behaviors that should be discouraged, but not through use of even more destructive behavior such as years of constant harassment and deprivation inside sets of cages run by snickering sociopaths who have themselves been damaged by their jobs.

One of the most patient pretenders just got off the Oklahoma death row last month. The officials who pretended he was guilty sat on the evidence for almost 30 years, repeatedly lying him into death sentence after death sentence after death sentence for killing Terry Neil. As in my own case, the actual killer escaped to kill and kill again, laughing at the smug cops and law rats who helped him get away with his crime, who then got caught trying to lie an innocent into their death-row graveyard to hide their own crimes of railroading targets for promotions and political profit.

James Fischer told these idiot cops and lawyers to get out and get the actual killer of Terry Neil, but they decided that it was always easier to pretend that their fist target was the best target. Their lying and theft of evidence worked beautifully through all three layers of their own good-old-boy "courts" (district, state supreme and federal-local). When the tenth circuit judges smelled it, how ever, their stomachs heaved. The liars and evidence thieves had to take it back. The second crapping of the Fischer case stuck on the state appeal judges' desks. The stench was still too wicked for them to risk sending up to the tenth circuit judges' again, so these Okie shysters puked, and then pulled standard law rat trick number two: they crawled into their legal blather bunkers and put the case in stone-wall mode. This is where; when they can't murder their target "legally" they simply make the gears of their slowly grinding lawyers' system look up completely. Everything stops except death, and this is what these fine legal minds count on! The goal here is to prevent progress while increasing the chances that their problem will be murdered in their slow, enhanced, death camps. Almost no one is able to unlock the wheel of justice before some kind of death overtakes him They stonewalled Fischer from 1983 to late 2010 with their jawboning gibberish after they finally broke his mind. It took two worthless and Internal public defender-type prosecutor-assistants, plus a wheeler-dealer P.D. /D.A lapdog to finally crush him into submission. After 27 years of roaring "I'm innocent!" from his cage next to the murder performance theatre, he finally whimpered, “I'm guilty." then signed their fascist papers requiring his total silence on what they'd done m him. They sneaked him out of McAlester, forced him into a re-indoctrination facility of the equal justice initiative in Montgomery Alabama. Then they waited 30 days for the happy-treatment to take effect then quietly declared victory before slinking swiftly back to their ivory holes of relative obscurity for the taint to dissipate. (The author of the plea "bargain" was prosecutor David Pence, famous for getting caught coming within hours of executing an innocent while letting the rape-murderer, cops' drug-snitch, pick up trash on a trustee crew. See John Grisham's only nonfiction book "The Innocents".)

This type of outrageous pretending occurs in a minimum of 14% of ALL legal cases. The target is forced to pretend that he is guilty, and the cops. lawyers, prosecutors, judges and media lapdogs get to pretend the culprit is not still out there rampaging and laughing his fool head off at these posing phonies. They get to pretend that total, utter failure is victory at its highest level.

Pretending at its highest level is seen in today's "law day" commercial. Law day is an Okie invention. The shills who present it pretend that it is an honor, but it is actually a necessity forced upon them due to their infamy. Oklahoma has one of the most incompetent, negligent and corrupt cop/lawyer systems in America. They get caught with it smeared all over their faces so often that they can't deny it or even use their "one bad apple" excuses any longer. Oklahoma lawyers are the national laughing stock of depravity and buffoonery too. Our most famous lawyer, Sapulpa Judge "Peter-pump" Thompson, spent 10 solid years masturbating noisily during trials until finally his female pit crew got tired of being paid in abuse instead of promises of financial gain for helping to conceal his perversion. Finally one called the FBI, who confiscated his auto-sucking machines and took samples and ultra-violet pictures of sperm splashed all under, over and on his desk, beach, chair, carpet. shoes and robes.

The Tulsa police department has been under virtually continuous sanction for corruption since the 1970s, as has the Oklahoma City police department Their prisons explode with riots and violence due to abominable conditions and injustice.

One of our governorship -seeking lawyers made campaign history decades ago by being the first politician to get on TV and call his opponent a "fag". Another of our state's politicians is Famous for crying. "sabotage! Terrorist!" while racing away from the airport to escape a blood test after drunk-crashmg his plane. Our law rats are the highest paid for the least work consistently charging us bloated fees for "law craft" that keeps us among the bottom 5 states for education, health, civil rights and quality of life.

Everyone here who can read knows this, and even most of the ill iterates can sense the wrongness of governance in this state. So Oklahoma law rats and politicians had to invent "law day" to camouflage this reeking, open sewer. They take a fraction of a percentage of the riches that they harvest and sponsor a coloring contest for first graders, warping the minds of the people whom they expect to exploit 10-15 years from now. Lawyers arc dispatched to radio and TV stations to provide free lawyer advice to a carefully selected person or two lucky enough to call in during the 5-minute long "segment". Other lawyers are sent to libraries to mouth pro-law speeches and answer a quick question or two before scurrying away in their Benzes. Still other lawyers are said to be available to do actual physical work as "community service". The bar association president seriously said that some lawyer will "landscape" a library to "give back" to the community that made him such a wealthy slick lip. He will smile and pose, in his silk suit, with a shovel, which will be a photograph that will fabulously ingratiate him with the calloused-palm crowd who do the real work of civilization and society. Can't have an ivory tower without someone to pipe water and electricity in and let the excreta ooze out. Oklahoma politicians are so stone-age behind that they don't yet realize that these phoniest types of political posturing are now reserved for only the most ignorant and gullible voters because they fool almost no one. Many voters become vexed at watching a grinning, Gucci-clad, pinky-ringed preppie pretend real work. When we see this, we shout “Labor fraud!”

Pretending is pervasive. Pretend long enough, and you begin to believe it. Pretending is the basis of politics. Politicians profit from being the greatest pretenders of all. They pretend that the world that they are raping is the best possible world of all, and that every disaster is a mere "downturn". Better times are always just a step away. When people wake up to the face of perpetual catastrophe and incompetence, politicians sell us heaven, virgins and nirvana. It's all about the pretending.