TOSSED OUT OF THE STATEHOUSE

A lot of these sleazy politicians like to stand in their congressional limelights and lecture us mere citizens about how many miles high is a stack of $100 bills that they helped get stolen out of our pockets. One of these posturing parrots had some of his many aides or interns take time out to calculate how many times a trillion dollars would wrap around the earth. Another wanted to see if a trillion dollars would reach the moon. A third electo-brainiac wanted his workers to tell him how long it would take to spend a trillion dollars at $100/second. They ordered-up these idiotic statistics just so they could have a single factoid to float around on top of the mountain of BS they are unloading into the congressional record, and your ears, to impress us rubes.

Well. I've got two answers for them: "Nobody cares!" and "A Hell of a lot longer than it took for you vacuous airholes to steal it!" (See: "Legalize Bribery!" on www.james bauhaus.org)

What we should care about is letting these grinning gasbags blow and blow into the congressional record without saying anything of import. Every time these greedy taxgrabbers stumble into the congressional amphitheatre, they are on OUR time. We are paying like crazy to give them a place to yik-yak, to give each one of these 535 buffoons twenty aides to write words for their mouths to spew, do their work for them, and to record what they say.

Think they would respond to shame? No? I'll bet that they will respond to a heckler! Especially after he loudly retorts to a classic politician's line; "I'm going to vote for this bill even though I have not read it!" Or, the even more common and ridiculous line that politicians make use of after re-election. "Yes, I took the money, but I did not do anything to earn it!" (As if THEFT is a virtue!)

Think of the hilarity! we would still be screwed blind, deaf and dumb, but at least we would be laughing and shouting, "How True!" and "Take that!"

Letting hecklers into the statehouses would have more advantages than merely bringing us amusement as we are ridden to the poorhouse. It my even slow our descent into becoming a ghetto-nation. Some of these older, more garrulous and senile politicians may become fed up with the constant interruption and QUIT! Even better, some of the newer, sleazier ones may thus be induced to quit after only sucking out a mere 20 or 30 million dollars from our pockets to deposit into foreign accounts. We would discover much good in forcing some of the real world into this den of fragile, isolated millionaire-elites. After they steal their first 20-30 million dollars, we need the pleasure of seeing some Hulk Hogan-of-the-people snatch them up by their neck and arse and toss them out of the statehouse, preferably into a horse trough filled with raw sewage. Since we are stuck with paying these posturing pinheads perpetual pensions for robbing us, part of the retirement from govt “service” should be to give us these well earned laughs.