GOVT THEFT OF EDUCATION The worst thing about prison, behind the daily torture by sadistic guards and bureaucrats, and the injustice, is their theft of all prisoners' educational resources. While all prisoncrats and prison-loving politicians love to bump their gums constantly about educational and rehabilitative programs, the fact is that this is exactly opposite of their actions. Their main thrust is deprivation, plain and simple. They are jealous of anything and everything a prisoner has, from the asprin and bar of soap the priscrats are told to supply, to the stamps and envelopes that their families' money permits them to buy from the guards. Every few years a rich, fat-'crat legislative lawyer will cram his grinning, fatuous face into the ever-eager TV cameras and pronounce his jealousy of prisoners' ability to watch TV or possess a radio. Police love to whine into their media-pals' cameras about their extreme jealousy of the broken-down weight machines prisoners can sometimes use 3 hours/week. Stirring up the ignorant taxherd against prisoners in this way is the top of pettiness, same as kicking a man when he is down, which is normally reviled. But when politicians and cops do it against prisoners, the slow and unjust deem it a worthy quality in leaders and a reason to cheer, vote and donate to elitist causes. Below the surface, at bureaucrat level, the prisoner-bashing is in even more ernest. These drones actually fear for their jobs, which are extremely lucrative and almost no work, involving only the skills of minimal literacy. Hence their jealousy of prisoners is acute. Should the prisoners be able to educate themselves beyond rudimentary literacy while imprisoned, there is a danger that they also may compete and win these fat-'crat state jobs for themselves. This fear runs rampant throughout all prison and other govt craticianries. Due to this fear and simple sadism, the priscrats have developed numerous effective strategies for depriving prisoners of almost all means of educating themselves. Most popularly used of these deprivation devices is the "Literary Review Board". This is a 'board' in name only. In cases where prisoner complaints have forced them to supply signatures t© their automatic denials, they are simply collections of guards or other priscrats, one of whom having something to do with the prison 'school' or other supposed education apparatus. (This is to lend an air of legitimacy to their denials.) The LRB is sent all prisoner mail that the prison mail-guards wish to deprive prisoners of. The LRB sits on this mail as long as possible. If no prisoner notices its non-arrival, it is eventually stolen by the guards, given away or quietly trashed. If a prisoner does complain, the LRB concocts an excuse to steal it, and steals it. Sometimes the prisoner is given the option of paying to have it mailed elsewhere or of 'donating' it to some unnamed entity (the guards). This constitutes theft by the priscrats, because prisoners are not ready to pay again and still not receive any item. (Mail guards often do not do as they are instructed. Prisoner mail is routinely stolen, diverted, lost or otherwise tricked-off by sadistic guards. Their malevolence in this area is unparalleled.) Paying to have it supposedly mailed elsewhere often merely pays the mailguards extra to steal it. Also, no intelligent person ever signs to 'donate' this stolen property, since this does nothing but condones the theft and prevents any successful lawsuits later. Worse, it enriches the guards, a class of rodentia who should be sanctioned, not aided. The "Director of Education" usually masquerades as the "Literary Review Board". His orders are to prevent education and learning in anything higher than G. E. D. classes. This means no books on chemistry will ever get past these censors, because chemicals are what bombs and poisons are made of. Priscrats and guards constantly fear prisoners will somehow fabricate weapons out of the vacuum of space: or at least this is the excuse they use to deprive prisoners of most every benefit of civilization. As "proof" of prisoner resourcefulness they will exaggerate the skill required to scrape a point onto a piece of metal and call it a 'knife'. Sometimes the juveniles will use match heads to fabricate a device that fizzles colorful fire and creates a sulphurous stench. Prison "security" personel call this a "bomb" even though it does not explode nor is there much in a concrete and steel prison cage that could burn or otherwise suffer damage this way. No books on bioscience can get past the prison censors either. Priscrats prevent learning in these areas with the excuse that bioscience contains the secrets of poisons and biological warfare. Just as prison security guards will straight-facedly pronounce a match head 'bomb' has the power of a "Quarter stick of dynamite!", they will likewise pretend a prisoner can fabricate deadly poisons and pathogens from such mundane fare as oatmeal and toilet paper. According to priscrats, legislawyers and cops, each prisoner is a cross between Hitler and Dr. Jekyl, and the public horde is eager to swallow this obvious farce and adopt this pitiful philosophy of doom the elitists puke into their ears. No political philosophies except the usual patriotic babble can enter either, so history is largely excluded. Geography is out too, since any knowledge of maps and direction can assist escape. Physics is out. No guards can understand this field, but they know it has something to do with atomic bombs. Also no lasers, electronics or computers because we are waiting for a chance to twist these fields toward criminal endeavors. Since every higher vocation can plausibly be turned toward evil, and because knowledge is power, lawcrats, cops and priscrats can always concoct a plausible-sounding reason for depriving prisoners of anything used to better themselves. Since the public are apathetic sheep willing always to be steered by the shifty-eyed leaders, the hate factories continue to produce nothing but more of that which profits cops, lawcrats and prison employees: crime and violence. Their job-security is assurred to constantly and ever-more-quickly expand as their anti-education policies force the production of more and more crime, priprisoners and prisons. Forced to rule on something they'd rather hide from, they can go completely off their rockers and into the pits of apparent senility in an instant! Now, when I deal with these thoroughly scurrilous troglodytes I still sign the same way, but I also draw two arrows; one from the brief to my signature, and one from the certificate of mailing to my signature. Hopefully the Okieland Criminal Court quintuplets can understand pictures. In my attempt to appeal the theft of my escape trial by the grinning judge Steve Taylor, the "Super 5" act like they can't even read plain english.    They purposely act confused in order to hide from making any rational comment or ruling on my brief. They puked some non-sequitars, then rubberstamped DENIED! on it. This time only 4 of these thieves of justice signed it. The fifth was rubberstamped "abstained". This means he was still at the countryclub for lunch and was too drunk to leave his barstool. Next I appealed to the next highest court--Muskogee fed. This court is run by Mike Burrage, who was put there specifically by Okieland priscrats and legiscrats to put an end to any and all prisoner civil rights suits, such as the one Judge Bohanon let through that forced Okieland prisons into the 19th century. First thing on Burrage's mind was collecting his fee, but since this was not a civil rights case, he declined to charge the required $255 before stamping DENIED on it. Burrage let the suit rot for months and months, but I kept reminding him. Finally he got a secret reply from grinning judge Taylor. They both combined to prevent me from ever seeing it so I could make a competent reply. Next he simply stamped DENIED on it. I appealed to tenth circuit. They immediately went stuporous and I could get no farther. Being right counts for nothing in any American court.